I’m so bored.
I got nosebleed today.
I worked on a case for someone named Roberta Mailman yesterday.
I have tattoo fever.
Lauren was supposed to come home and now she’s not.
I wish I was a pirate.
I made soup today.
I didn’t like the soup.
I want to move to a cabin upstate.
I keep listening to the same song over and over.
I want to buy stuff… just because.
This time next week, I’ll be at a Dr. Dog show.